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The family of five The Federal Ministry of Health, through the Federal Neuro-Psychiatric hospital in Calabar, has rescued a family of five battling mental illness and roaming the streets of Ogoja. In a latest post, she revealed that the family were rescued on Monday by the staff of the hospital. Read her post below: "The way this story spread like wild fire amazes me till date. In a twinkle of an eye it went viral. And this shows how concerned Nigerians are about one another. I was contacted by Nigerians in diaspora seeking how they could be of help to this family but unfortunately this family was not in material need. Nigerians are loving. I sincerely want to appreciate individuals, NGOs and regular folks too numerous to mention who were on the move for intervention, those who went on their knees to pray, God never sleeps! I'm grateful. Las Las the Federal government has intervened, they have come to rescue. I visited the Federal Neuro Psychiatric ...

Someone just told a girl that she’s so ugly even if she swallowed magnets she won’t be attractive *A slay queen died. Her family searched for the pictures they would use as her obituary, all the pictures she had ,she was either smoking shisha, bending legs or stretching her mouth. So they used her mother's pic and wrote "The Daughter of this Woman is dead"* Why Do Men Always Suck The Left Boob Before The Right One? See Them They Are All Trying To Remember Which One They Sucked First. Dnt be sad when a bird craps on ur head Be happy dat dogs cant fly It remains a puzzle why a bra is singular and panties r plural Spiritual problem is wen u trek 10km 2work jxt 2get thr n realize dt u 4got d office key @home, so u managed 2trek bak home leavin ur heavy bag @d office doorstep... On getin home, U realized dt d house key is in ur Bag u left in d Office Doorstep... U got upset, but had no choice, so u trekd bak 2d off...

Not everything you loos is a loss. Sometimes we have to give up everything that’s killing us even if it’s killing us to let go. Once we remove the old, we automatically create space for the new. 1. Guilt Let’s start by removing guilt. Guilt is to the spirit what gain is it to the body? Mistakes are always forgivable if we’re courageous enough to admit them and remember the best apology to ourselves or anyone else is “changed behavior”. 2. Excuses It’s time to remove excuses. Excuses are the lies we tell ourselves so that we don’t have to think anything is our fault. 3. Negative People. It’s time to remove negative people. You literally don’t have to be friends with anyone who doesn’t supports you and still brings your energy down. It’s okay to outgrow anyone who is not growing. Some people are better left in the past no matter how much you want them to be there with you in your present. 4. Anxiety It’s time to remove anxiety. Anxiety is like sitting in a ro...

Latest jokes by Chrisman 20 SHORT JOKES THAT WOULD DEFINITELY MAKE YOU LAUGH (20). Age 7: I want to be a doctor � Age 16: Mum look! All A’s � Age 20: Medicine is hard � Age 35: Make some noise for DJ Emeka!!! �������… (19). I feel sorry for ladies with small breasts. That’s why their heart gets broken easily. They have no airbags to support their emotions.������� (18). That awkward moment when you help your crush with her assignment and she gets zero.���� My brother just forget about the explanation and go your way peacefully.��� (17). Please is it true that Chatting with a fat girl consumes a lot of data ?��� (16). To those girls who feel too big to reply messages, A time will come that you will be desperate for a husband. That’s when a man will ask you “How are you doing?” And you will reply “YES I DO” ����� (15). MAD MAN: Doctor, i have a problem; everyday i dream of cows playing football DOCTOR: Here; take these tablets at night MAD MAN: I’ll start tomorro...

Latest jokes by Chrisman 20 SHORT JOKES THAT WOULD DEFINITELY MAKE YOU LAUGH (20). Age 7: I want to be a doctor � Age 16: Mum look! All A’s � Age 20: Medicine is hard � Age 35: Make some noise for DJ Emeka!!! �������… (19). I feel sorry for ladies with small breasts. That’s why their heart gets broken easily. They have no airbags to support their emotions.������� (18). That awkward moment when you help your crush with her assignment and she gets zero.���� My brother just forget about the explanation and go your way peacefully.��� (17). Please is it true that Chatting with a fat girl consumes a lot of data ?��� (16). To those girls who feel too big to reply messages, A time will come that you will be desperate for a husband. That’s when a man will ask you “How are you doing?” And you will reply “YES I DO” ����� (15). MAD MAN: Doctor, i have a problem; everyday i dream of cows playing football DOCTOR: Here; take these tablets at night MAD MAN: I’ll start tomorro...

Pig farming is one of the most lucrative arms of animal farming. Pigs are highly prolific, giving birth to an average of 10 piglets per farrow. Typically a pig farrows 2.5 times in a year. So in a year, a pig can give birth to about 25 piglets. The biggest variable cost component in pig farming is feed cost. It accounts for about 70% of the total cost. Your ability to source your feed in a manner that is most cost effective is your success determinant. Typically, pigs have FCR in the range between 2 and 4 depending on the breed and on the feed formulation. FCR means feed conversion ratio. It is a measure of how much kg of feed an animal will eat to produce 1kg of live weight. This the is formula I adopt for my pigs (Modified for Amino Acid Balancing) 50% of cassava ( I buy them Fresh, break them into chips, dry and store them) 30% pkc 10% GNC( groundnut meal) or SBM (soyabean meal) 6% blood meal 2.5%. Oyster shell/bone meal/ lime stone 0.25% lysine 0.2...

Shortcut Description Ctrl+A Select all contents of a worksheet. Ctrl+B Bold all cells in the highlighted section. Ctrl+C Copy all cells in the highlighted section. Ctrl+D Fill down. Fills the cell beneath with the contents of the selected cell. To fill more than one cell, select the source cell and press Ctrl +Shift+Down to select multiple cells. Then press Ctrl+D to fill them with the contents of the original cell. Ctrl+F Search current sheet. Ctrl+G Go to a certain area. Ctrl+H Find and replace. Ctrl+I Puts italics on all cells in the highlighted section. Ctrl+K Inserts a hyperlink. Ctrl+N Creates a new workbook. Ctrl+O Opens a workbook. Ctrl+P Print the current sheet. Ctrl+R Fill right. Fills the cell to the right with the contents of the selected cell. To fill more than one cell, select the source cell and press Ctrl+Shift+Right to select multiple cells. Then press Ctrl+R to fill them with the contents of the original cell. Ctrl+S Saves the open worksh...

A LETTER TO THE LATEST GRADUATES. As a matter of first importance, congrats for sacking a degree, you should be glad for doing as such. All your hard work and restless evenings have at last satisfied. SO WHAT NEXT?. While you are in the domain of commending this gigantic achievement, kindly don't be conveyed away by that and the greater part of all, by the online promotion of graduating. Indeed, I see the typical white shirt wearing and pouring of water on you disorder going about on Facebook(that is good.... Play around with it) yet once more, WHAT NEXT?. I know all of you are cheerful that you have shut a part in your life, particularly from thr early morning addresses, assignments, strikes, tests, stress and hustle of school, be that as it may, not to ruin your vibe, the genuine work starts. That is to say, the genuine pressure and hustle of life begins Presently!. Again I ask, WHAT NEXT?. I know a great deal you would state NYSC obviou...