Latest jokes...

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Someone just told a girl that she’s so ugly even
if she swallowed magnets she won’t be attractive
*A slay queen died. Her family searched for the
pictures they would use as her obituary, all the
pictures she had ,she was either smoking shisha,
bending legs or stretching her mouth. So they
used her mother's pic and wrote "The Daughter
of this Woman is dead"*
Why Do Men Always Suck The Left Boob Before
The Right One?
See Them They Are All Trying To Remember
Which One They Sucked First.
Dnt be sad when a bird craps on ur head
Be happy dat dogs cant fly
It remains a puzzle why a bra is singular and
panties r plural
Spiritual problem is wen u trek 10km 2work jxt
2get thr n realize dt u 4got d office key @home,
so u managed 2trek bak home leavin ur heavy
bag @d office doorstep...
On getin home, U realized dt d house key is in ur
Bag u left in d Office Doorstep... U got upset, but
had no choice, so u trekd bak 2d office again,
pikd up ur bag angrily, n trekd ur way bak home
again...
On getin home, u dipped ur hand in ur bag, onli 2
realize dt d office key was in ur bag...
Now u sit on d floor shouting... "Make una kuku
kill me ooohhh!"
happy new weekAnyway my dad was coming
from uk and the plane had a flat tire so they
changing it in the air can u help me with 100
cedis, I will double it OK?
How can a guy without passports tell you that
you are the most beautiful girl in the world?
Where in the world has he been to? *
After my high school, I decided to go to a
medical school. .At the entrance, we were asked
to re-arrange the word:- _PNEIS_. to form the
name of an important body part which is most
useful when active .*
*Those who wrote spine are now professional
doctors. While, those of us that wrote what
you're thinking are now whatsapp group admins*
LWKMD
*Ibadan girls be like*
Am walking in power
Am walking in milacle
I leaf in rice of flavour
I know umuahia
Hahaha...

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