Jokes

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Latest jokes by Chrisman
20 SHORT JOKES THAT WOULD DEFINITELY
MAKE YOU LAUGH
(20). Age 7: I want to be a doctor �
Age 16: Mum look! All A’s �
Age 20: Medicine is hard �
Age 35: Make some noise for DJ Emeka!!!
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(19). I feel sorry for ladies with small breasts.
That’s why their heart gets broken easily. They
have no airbags to support their
emotions.�������
(18). That awkward moment when you help your
crush with her assignment and she gets
zero.���� My brother just forget about the
explanation and go your way peacefully.���
(17). Please is it true that Chatting with a fat girl
consumes a lot of data ?���
(16). To those girls who feel too big to reply
messages, A time will come that you will be
desperate for a husband. That’s when a man will
ask you “How are you doing?” And you will reply
“YES I DO” �����
(15). MAD MAN: Doctor, i have a problem;
everyday i dream of cows playing football
DOCTOR: Here; take these tablets at night
MAD MAN: I’ll start tomorrow because today is
finals �
(14). Slim ladies are beautiful the problem come
when she is pregnant, she looks like python that
has swallowed a
goat�����������
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(13). It is only in a Nigeria movie that you will
see cassava plant in an Evil forest. Who planted
the cassava??
Do spirit plant cassava too??
(12). Tiny girls don’t use pad when menstruating
they use cotton wool. Please no tiny girl should
insult me am not feeling fine���
(11). It was so funny today when a pastor at the
market was preaching about alcoholism but using
alomo bitters box to collect the
offering.�����
(10). When you sit down for an interview and the
interviewer greet you by your Facebook name
Good day “Miss slay queen hottest bae.
My sister just pack your CV and run.
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(9). Dear ladies if your boyfriend doesn’t reply
you immediately when you text… Just know he is
either sleeping or reading the bible.. MEN DON’T
CHEAT �����
(cool. Using a public toilet without lock is really
annoying, Anytime you hear footsteps you have
to either sing, clear your throat or use your leg
to wedge the door for them to know that you are
inside.
(7). Nothing makes a guy happier than when his
girlfriend says “Go and lock the door first…”
(6). Small Apple � Is Now #100.. Something The
Serpent �Gave Eve For Free��
(5). QUOTE OF THE DAY!!
No matter how bad you are, you’re not useless.
You can still be used as a bad example.
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(4). The ways girls will convince that you are
handsome if you have money, you will stand if
front of the mirror and you will be like “Maybe I
should go into modeling.. My brother don’t be
deceived, remain where you are. �
(3). Breast-less girl still wearing bra. What are
you trying to hold? Your heart or your
feelings����
(2). When am bored I call MTN customer care
and ask why my phone isn’t charging… �

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